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is specific to him, and does not necessarily reflect the views or recommendations
of any school at which he does now, has ever in the past, or quite possibly
could at some hypothetical time in the future, teach.
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Many of the buttons,
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Some material on this
site is displayed according to the principles of fair
use. If, however, you find any of the work to be copyrighted and not
properly documented, please contact Mr. Stutz
as soon as possible.
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