You might be a redneck Jedi if...10. You use a lightsaber to clean fish9. You've ever used the Force to pull your jeans up. 8. You've gone AT-AT tipping. 7. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 6. You feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together. 5. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married. 4. You worst enemy says "I am your father... and your uncle..." 3. Your father's name is Garth Vader. 2. Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" and the number 1 way to tell: You've ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." |