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Little Miss Muffett Sat on the toilet with everyone so far away She drank some bad water and began feeling hotter And died within the day
Herpes (to the tune of Jack and Jill) Jack and Jill went up the hill to get condoms for a disease but they forgot the store sold out so they came down with herpes
Hepatitis B, B, B (to the tune of the ABC's song) Hepatitis B, B, B How you're glad you are not me My skin and eyes are all yellow And my tummy feels like jello My body aches My head aches too And it hurts to pee and poo
Yellow Fever (to the tune of Give the Dog a Bone) Yellow fever causes frights it is caused by mosquito bites if you have a high fever and a yellow skin uh-oh it claims a life again
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Jack and Jill went up the hill To catch a common cold Little that they knew They had caught the flu If only they had been told Jack and Jill got the chills
The Itty-Bitty Smallpox (The Itsy-Bitsy Spider) The itty-bitty smallpox infected all the town It really knocked the population down If you get all bloody then you will surely die And the itty-bitty smallpox wouldn't even cry
Three Blind Fleas (Three Blind Mice) Three blind fleas Off three blind rats See how they kill See how they kill They killed off my family members And they gave me these black bubbles Have you ever died of a really bad trouble because of… Three blind fleas Three blind fleas
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